Proud Parents of a U.S. Army Soldier • 10% Discount on Produce, Eggs & Merchandise for Active Duty Military, Veterans, Gold Star Families & Blue Star Families • 5% Discount on Whole & Half Hogs for Active Duty Military, Veterans, Gold Star Families & Blue Star Families
Sláinte Farms logo SLÁINTE FARMS

ANCIENT ORDERS

Irish Roots. Pirate Spirit. Honest Food.

Ancient wisdom. Eternal breakfast.

Collection Six

Some Traditions Are Older Than History

The Ancient Orders collection blends mythology, mystery, and farm humor into a world where breakfast is sacred, eggs are offerings, and ancient powers understand the importance of honest food.

Across forgotten temples and long-lost kingdoms, one truth remains: quality food is worth protecting.

That Will Sustain The Sun

Featured Designs

Anubis Breakfast Order official order of the afterlife

Anubis' Breakfast Order

May your breakfast be worthy.

Anubis Ra Breakfast Order

Anubis-Ra Breakfast Order

Fresh eggs. Pure milk. Honorable bacon.

Chasing Chaak

Chasing Chaak

Shop The Collection

Ancient Wisdom. Honest Food.

Explore stickers, apparel, and merchandise from the Ancient Orders collection.

Shop Collection